no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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