Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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