Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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