He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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