I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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