No awkward lesbian experiences without me
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
