Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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