smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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