Dual....:-)
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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