Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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