I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
