he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Even my vagina gasped.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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