So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
