Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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