White coat. Heels.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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