therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i came on her dog
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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