I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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