Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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