Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
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