You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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