id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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