I hope mine doesn't look like that
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
