R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
