I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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