my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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