She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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