You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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