Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I don't think brook has ever known best
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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