We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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