hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
