am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day šš#pensacolaproblems
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I havenāt sent any nudes yet in 2018.
Thatās not true...is it?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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