I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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