i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Randomize
