Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
All the doctor said was why
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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