Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Come see our sink grown plant.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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