Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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