I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She's JV to your varsity
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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