so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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