we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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