she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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