Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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