we have officially lost it.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You're breaking my sexual little heart
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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