Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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