doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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