C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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