Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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