So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
operation have a gay friend backfired
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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