This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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