The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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