I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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