"it" just moved
my mouth tastes like poor choices
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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