Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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