Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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